No, it's not because we could then quickly and easily transfer goods and people across vast distances. No, it's not so we could meet with friends and family on the other side of the globe for lunch at the north pole. No, it's not so we could move emergency materials and aid to a disaster zone in a heartbeat. Nope, it's so that I don't have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Think about it. Well, er, think about the possibility, don't think about me going to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Either a small teleporting device could be place in the bladder and "beam" it's contents to a designated spot, or a remote teleporting device could be used to the same effect.
How awesome would that be? You'd never have to use a toilet ever again! Not to mention that diarrhea wouldn't be nearly such a big deal, except for that whole dehydration think, but hey, why not teleport saline solution right into the bloodstream?!
Somebody needs to get on this right freakin now!
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